Shakespeare Week Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Lend me your ears

Hamlet

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."