Shakespeare Week Pillows

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Out damn Spot

Taking a peek at the audience

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

To read or not to read?

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Hamlet

Lend me your ears

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."