Shakespeare Day Pillows

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

To read or not to read?

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Lend me your ears

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Hamlet

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare

Macbeth: Take Two