Shakespeare Pillows

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

''... or not to be'!'

"I knew Yorick also. He gave me diarrhea."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'

"That's our new drama teacher!"

'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Play on."

'Frankly, Yorick's big comedy comeback tour's a disappointment.'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

'To bee, or not to bee...'

The Actor Factor

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Oberon and Titania as Abraham Lincoln and Miss Virginia

Alas poor Yorrick

Parting is such sweet sorrow. . .

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

A Midwinter Day's Work

Yorick when he was young and active.

'The business school production of Hamlet: Act V, Scene IV...'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Once more unto the breach, and that's it for me."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."