Shakespearean Pillows

Caesar's last text

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Toupee? Or Not Toupee? That is the question?

Desdemona

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

Schrodinger's Black Box

The Witches Discover The Wok

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Tower Hamlets

Macbeth: Take Two

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."