Shakespearean T-Shirts

Caesar's last text

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Desdemona

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Witches Discover The Wok

Schrodinger's Black Box

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Tower Hamlets

Macbeth: Take Two

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Much ado list"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!