Shakespearean Plays T-Shirts

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Shakespearean Actor

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Theatre Crowd

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Play on."

James Barrie.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Three Witches from Macbeth

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

'To woof or not to woof...'

The greatest love story ever moled.

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."