Reading Shakespeare T-Shirts

'To bowl, perchance to dream....'

'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'

"To Open This Attachment Or Not...That Is The Question!"

Learjet

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Macbeth: Take Two

Tower Hamlets

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Much ado list"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."