Reading Shakespeare Gifts

'To bowl, perchance to dream....'

'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'

"To Open This Attachment Or Not...That Is The Question!"

Learjet

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Macbeth: Take Two

Tower Hamlets

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Much ado list"

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."