Modern Plays T-Shirts

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Wifi in Hell

Audio Books

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Theatre Crowd

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Hamlet

To read or not to read?

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

A pretention of playwrights

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Midsummer Night's Dream

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Chekov play and scorecard,

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Three Witches from Macbeth

James Barrie.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

The greatest love story ever moled.

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"How was the play!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.