Modern Plays Mugs

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Audio Books

Theatre Crowd

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

To read or not to read?

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Chekov play and scorecard,

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

James Barrie.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Three Witches from Macbeth

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

The greatest love story ever moled.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"How was the play!"

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

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