Modern Play Aficionados Mugs

"Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

Hamlet.

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'I give it six months.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Romeo and Juliet 2.0