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"Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Drama Llama

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Paul and Debbie.

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Clownton Abbey

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

Hamlet.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'I give it six months.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.