Modern Play T-Shirts

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'They all want to play the star.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Wifi in Hell

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Theatre Crowd

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'He's maturing early.'

Tree house.

"I feel your pain."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Hamlet

To read or not to read?

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

A pretention of playwrights

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."