Shakespearean Plays Mugs

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Shakespearean Actor

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Theatre Crowd

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

A pretention of playwrights

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Midsummer Night's Dream

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Play on."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Three Witches from Macbeth

James Barrie.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

The greatest love story ever moled.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Ham-Dram