Shakespearean Romantic T-Shirts

"You had me at chateau."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Paint pots in love

Diamond outfits

Love linked

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Get a tomb!"