Shakespearean Romantic Gifts

"You had me at chateau."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'More bubbles!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love linked

Diamond outfits

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love Conquers All

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Get a tomb!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."