Shakespeare Day Prints

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

To read or not to read?

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Robocop and Juliet.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Hamlet

Lend me your ears

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."