Shakespeare Festival Gifts

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Meet the author"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Hamlet

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"