Shakespeare Festivals Gifts

'I hereby claim this land for all future renaissance festivals and maybe a shakespeare festival or two!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Falstaff

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

To read or not to read?

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Tower Hamlets

"Much ado list"

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."