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"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

Taking a peek at the audience

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Tower Hamlets

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Macbeth: Take Two

'Romeo and Julietta'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"Much ado list"