Shakespeare Festival T-Shirts

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Meet the author"

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Horti-Culture

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Hamlet

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

To read or not to read?