Shakespeare Savvy Gifts

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Lend me your ears

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."