Shakespeare Savvy Pillows

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Hamlet

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

To read or not to read?

Lend me your ears

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.