Shabbat Observer Pillows

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL - we can't wait for the shabbos goy"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

Foreign policy

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Iran-Gaza

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Life's a bench.

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

'How can you be so cheap?'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'

Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!

Egypt-Israel Cold Peace

Obama Sells Out to Both Sides in Syria

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

Kristallnacht 2009

Welcome to Europe