Shabbat Observer Pillows

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL - we can't wait for the shabbos goy"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Iran-Gaza

Life's a bench.

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'How can you be so cheap?'

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

Egypt-Israel Cold Peace

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'

Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

Welcome to Europe

Kristallnacht 2009