Shabbat Celebrant Pillows

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Did you find our menorah?

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Trick or treat?"

Passover Plague

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

The wedding.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

St David's Day

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Rabbit With Flower.

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

'Every Friday I tell you not to eat so much, but do you ever listen?'

Jewish Reindeer.

"I'm sure this Shabbos meal is delicious but how can I taste it if I can't take a photo and post it instantly online?"

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Burn's Night.

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

Social Distance Seder

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Fire Marshall Chanukah

"I know it's a mitzvah to taste the Shabbos food, but you're supposed to actually leave some for Shabbos!"

On the second day of Christmas...