Sew-and-engineer Master Gifts

'You need a new bobbin.'

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Pollsters

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Harps and Embroidery.