Sew-and-engineer Master Mugs

'You need a new bobbin.'

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Purple dress

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

A tailor measuring a large man

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Quilt fanatic