Session Organizer Gifts

"Now remember, it's not a cocktail party, it's an overlapping dialogue workshop!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Face painting by numbers.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Unanimous voting.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Conference Pears

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'And in conclusion.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Extra Long-jump

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.