Seminar Organizer Gifts

Workplace Confidentiality.

'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

'Get ready for Hank's guaranteed applause line - 'in conclusion'.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Seminar: Overcoming apathy

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Stress Seminar Today

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

'Could you speak a little louder?'

'You'll let me speak first? That's mighty white of you.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

Seminar. Earn money in your leisure time. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."