Session Joker Pillows

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'Court's in recess!'

Candid Camera store.

Get crazy once in a while

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'