Servicewomen Gifts

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Wal-Mart Ruling

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Veterans Day US

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

'How did you train him so well?'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

Too rare perhaps?

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

So...who is your provider ?

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'It's a service animal.'

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

"On my home planet, I was a deity."

"You folks drunk enough yet?"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."