Female Soldier Gifts

Women in the army.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

International Women's Day.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Three Wise Queens

Cat in a tank...

Servicemen.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Monuments

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

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