Service Industry Workers Gifts

"Yes, sir, there's a fly in your soup... There's a fly in everybody's soup!"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Sir, I'm leaving my high-paying job in the manufacturing industry for a low-paying job in a service industry, because that's what's happening."

'Hot towel?'

"That would be waitron, sir."

"This is our soft opening."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'No tipping please.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

'Is that freshly brewed?'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."