New Job In Service Industry Gifts

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"This is our soft opening."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

Too rare perhaps?