Service Window Skeptic Pillows

Complaints and Excuses.

'She's so put together!'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Freedom Puppet

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

'We have a dysfunctional congress, dysfunctional economy, dysfunctional health care system... that's why I'm quitting government so I can join the insurance lobby and run things!'

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

High Street

'You can visit your mum in Ward C from 2 am until 3, Ward D from 3 until 5 am then it'll be Ward C until 6 and the corridor after that...'

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."