Service Window Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the service window skeptic? Celebrate their candid sense of humor with our collection of products that speak their mind. From mugs that say it like it is, to playful t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints—these items are ideal for anyone who appreciates honesty and humor in everyday moments.

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Complaints and Excuses.

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'She's so put together!'

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"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me." mockup

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

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'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.' mockup

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!" mockup

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

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Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system? mockup

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

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"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat." mockup

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

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'Just look'in'

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"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon." mockup

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification." mockup

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

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Freedom Puppet

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"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure." mockup

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

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"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget." mockup

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

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"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful." mockup

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

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"I need nothing and I want everything." mockup

"I need nothing and I want everything."

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'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....' mockup

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

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'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

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'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.' mockup

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

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'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

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'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?' mockup

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

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"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!" mockup

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

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"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it." mockup

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep. mockup

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

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City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick. mockup

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

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'We have a dysfunctional congress, dysfunctional economy, dysfunctional health care system... that's why I'm quitting government so I can join the insurance lobby and run things!'

'We have a dysfunctional congress, dysfunctional economy, dysfunctional health care system... that's why I'm quitting government so I can join the insurance lobby and run things!'

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