Window Wonder Pillows

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'She's so put together!'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Snowman

Bird Torture.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Whittler's Mother.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Shaved Ice

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Window in the Sky.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Man building a tree house

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."