Window Wonder Mugs

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'She's so put together!'

Snowman

Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Gesundheit.'

Keith Floyd.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Whittler's Mother.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

At the "Ice-C-U".

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'