Window Wonderer Mugs

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Snowman

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Ice Skater

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

At the "Ice-C-U".

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Shaved Ice

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Rockefeller Center."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'