Window Wishers Mugs

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

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The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Window in the Sky.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage

View from the Window

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

'Dang.'

Wishing Well

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Genie.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Bank as a money tree

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Newspaper Window

Capitalism

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"How much do you tip your genie?"