Fountain Wishers Mugs

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"I like fountains very much!"

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Dang.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wishing Well

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

Greetings!

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Bank as a money tree

What do you wish for next year?

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Capitalism

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Birthday cake

Wine Well

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

"Multiply."

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'Jesus! Have you been playing with the taps again?'

Patient decorating hospital room.

'Best living statue I've seen.'

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence