Fountain Dreamers Mugs

"What about our pension plan?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Gardener

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Home Sweet Home

'In Love'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Camomiletherapy

Desert Planet

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Flower tribute

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."