Fountain Wishers Pillows

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"I like fountains very much!"

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Dang.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wishing Well

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

'Did you make a wish?'

Greetings!

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

Bank as a money tree

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

What do you wish for next year?

Capitalism

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Wine Well

Birthday cake

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'Jesus! Have you been playing with the taps again?'

'Best living statue I've seen.'

Patient decorating hospital room.

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

"Multiply."