Window Wishers Pillows

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

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The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Window in the Sky.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Desert Mirage

View from the Window

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

'Dang.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Genie.

Wishing Well

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Bank as a money tree

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!

Capitalism

Newspaper Window

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"