Service Slip-up Specialist Gifts

Ernie aims to please but he's a terrible marksman!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Office Park

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

Bowling ball head.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Nap time."

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'No Mam. The service charge does not include a change of oil.'

Waiting staff

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"I knew I should've swiped left."

'Edward the car won't start!'

Toy repair.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Women Seeking Men

'You need a new bobbin.'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

'No, I didn't choke it..... but I kicked it!'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for