Service Industry Supporter Gifts

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Fall of trade due to Coronavirus

"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

"Yes, it is strange how I have no problem hearing the big tipper on table five calling me, isn't it?"

Tipping in Restaurants

Financial Incentives - Tipping

"What do you mean - you don't know?"

"This is our soft opening."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'No tipping please.'