Service Professional Supporter Gifts

Lady tipping cab driver

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Window Treatment

"This is our soft opening."

See you at the farmers market!

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'll have the usual."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

survival of the fittest

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Thank you

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Bubbling

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Tell me about your programmer."

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