Service Industry Supporter Prints

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Fall of trade due to Coronavirus

"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

"Yes, it is strange how I have no problem hearing the big tipper on table five calling me, isn't it?"

Tipping in Restaurants

Financial Incentives - Tipping

"What do you mean - you don't know?"

"This is our soft opening."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'No tipping please.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."