Sermon Surprise Seeker Gifts

'...God is recalling all mankind...'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Fishing with God

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sweet surprise.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cheating Death.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sphinx Comes Alive

WHACK!

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bigfoot tracks...

How they did it . . .